A much nicer city than NYC.
If you don't like the Red Sox, don't bother coming here, because you're just gonna get your ass kicked.
Water fountains are bubblers, but everyone calls them bubblahs. Turn signals are blinkers, but everyone calls them blinkahs.
We honk at the person in front of us for going to slow when they're going 70 mph, and we enjoy cutting people off because we are better than everyone. Make sure you flip us the bird, we actually get disappointed when you don't. Massholes and proud, bitch.
Our accent is considered annoying, but at least we can say coffee without pronouncing it 'cwoffee'. Don't try imitating it, because you can't do it right unless you're born here.
'Wicked' is an essential part of our vocabulary, usually accompanied by an adjective. We don't say 'fookin', you dumbasses, we say 'fuckin'. R is not a member of the alphabet as far as we are concerned.
In the city, there are some wicked cool hobos that will sometimes follow you for five blocks if you don't give them your money, try it sometime!
If you don't like the Red Sox, don't bother coming here, because you're just gonna get your ass kicked.
Water fountains are bubblers, but everyone calls them bubblahs. Turn signals are blinkers, but everyone calls them blinkahs.
We honk at the person in front of us for going to slow when they're going 70 mph, and we enjoy cutting people off because we are better than everyone. Make sure you flip us the bird, we actually get disappointed when you don't. Massholes and proud, bitch.
Our accent is considered annoying, but at least we can say coffee without pronouncing it 'cwoffee'. Don't try imitating it, because you can't do it right unless you're born here.
'Wicked' is an essential part of our vocabulary, usually accompanied by an adjective. We don't say 'fookin', you dumbasses, we say 'fuckin'. R is not a member of the alphabet as far as we are concerned.
In the city, there are some wicked cool hobos that will sometimes follow you for five blocks if you don't give them your money, try it sometime!
Go pahk the cah at Bawston Gahdens for the wicked cool concert!
vs.
Go park the car at Boston Gardens for the very cool concert.
Hmm, which one sounds more 'elitist' to you?! Hah!
vs.
Go park the car at Boston Gardens for the very cool concert.
Hmm, which one sounds more 'elitist' to you?! Hah!
by A-Fraud and Derek Cheater January 30, 2010
The first city in America to voluntarily forfeit in the War On Terror©. On January 31, 2007, Boston was essentially taken over by a collection of Lite Brites, resulting in a city-wide lockdown and mass irrational chaos. By letting terrorists worldwide know that they no longer have to actually build any bombs in order to create panic, fear and paranoia, Boston has aided and abetted terrorism and is therefore an enemy of the American Armed Forces. Invasion is pending.
by ne8il February 1, 2007
The BEST city in the world. No question. We say wicked, everyone's Irish, and we've got an attitude.
Things that will get your ass kicked:
• Calling it Beantown.
• Talking about the Yankees without the word "hate" in the same sentence.
• FAKING A BOSTON ACCENT.
• Walking too slow.
• Quacking at us.
Things that will get your ass kicked:
• Calling it Beantown.
• Talking about the Yankees without the word "hate" in the same sentence.
• FAKING A BOSTON ACCENT.
• Walking too slow.
• Quacking at us.
by skaskaskaskaska November 17, 2011
most people from the boston area dont have accents... most of the accents can be found in a few of the tacky towns surrounding boston. but ive lived here my whole life and 97 percent of the people you meet wont have it. so let it go.
"jesus christ, boston people pronounce their r's better than you can. i'm so sick of this "i pahked the cah" $hit."
by K Duggs June 26, 2006
Boston is the home of the hard-knots, where gangs roam the streets in the day but mostly at night. If you ain't from Dorchester or Roxbury like I am then don't come around here in fear of being robbed or shot, or even stabbed. Boston is a beautiful city and there is much to offer like great colleges, bars with crazy irish people, smuts and some more. The yankees suck balls, Boston is Red Soxs nation and if you don't like it then leave Boston, cause one thing we hate is people talking about a team that is no where close to being better then the Red Soxs ( The Yankees for example). Its almost always cold in Boston. People from outside of Boston call it Beantown, but people in the hood just call it the Bean. We rep three for the strips (adidas) because it stands for loyalty, and most hood niggas when they dap or greet one another, they usually give you three fingers (middle,ring,and pinky). Real Historical place to live, and the Bean is just that place to live. Point, blank, period.
by King Pyro January 20, 2011
boston is the best damn city ever.almost nobody says r's like ahhs except for westy and southy. and maybe the north end. anyways, noone rides the swanboats or duck tours unless they're taking people from out o' town. red sox are the best. but they're tied with the pats. noone likes the celtics since the 80s and the bruins are nothing since bobby orr left. the burbs are comprised o' jews. dot and roxie are ghetto. oh and it's freakin freezin. it's august and it was 50 last night
by boston lover August 29, 2006