Thatching

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair

The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.

by gavelburglar July 23, 2015

Thatch

Choosing and OP character in any game and curve stomping your friends with it. and to have the nerve to say easy game after.

Being and absolute cunt

Why’d you got to go with that Thatch

by Mad dig 64 December 28, 2021

Thatching

(th-ahh-tch)

The act of being felched/munted/sexually pleased by a barn animal

Thatch as in thatch roofing out of hay

I love thatching with the pigs and horses

by Mythyk April 25, 2024

Thatch

Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away”

“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
“Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”

by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021

William Thatch

The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.

midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch

by brugmoment December 5, 2021