When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
by Cherryaa November 10, 2011
Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
The gender- and sex-essentialist belief system which states that men are inherently more dominant, powerful, aggressive, or ambitious than women. Usually accompanied by the parallel belief that women are inherently more submissive, weak, nurturing, or delicate than men.
Man: I want to have kids, but I fear I won't be as nurturing to them as their mother.
Women: Don't let the Testosterone Rex get to you, sex doesn't determine how nurturing you are!
Women: Don't let the Testosterone Rex get to you, sex doesn't determine how nurturing you are!
by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr April 15, 2025
A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.
After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.
by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024
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