When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
Get the Napkin Testosterone Boostmug. A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
by Cherryaa November 10, 2011
Get the Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTSmug. Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
Get the T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendenciesmug. The gender- and sex-essentialist belief system which states that men are inherently more dominant, powerful, aggressive, or ambitious than women. Usually accompanied by the parallel belief that women are inherently more submissive, weak, nurturing, or delicate than men.
Man: I want to have kids, but I fear I won't be as nurturing to them as their mother.
Women: Don't let the Testosterone Rex get to you, sex doesn't determine how nurturing you are!
Women: Don't let the Testosterone Rex get to you, sex doesn't determine how nurturing you are!
by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr April 15, 2025
Get the Testosterone Rexmug. When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.
by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019
Get the Testosterone poisoningmug. When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...
"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
Get the Testosterone Smorgishboardmug. When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.
Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."
by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022
Get the Testosterone endorsementmug.