When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
Get the Napkin Testosterone Boostmug. A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
by Cherryaa November 10, 2011
Get the Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTSmug. Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
Get the T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendenciesmug. When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
Get the Bullshit Testosteronemug. by 17_mistake_17 September 30, 2022
Get the Testosteronemug. That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.
Just another case of testosterone deficiency.
2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
Just another case of testosterone deficiency.
2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
Get the testosterone deficiencymug. When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.
Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."
by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022
Get the Testosterone endorsementmug.