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Techassacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.
Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.
by saresare93 November 14, 2011
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Telecharity

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.
Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."
by MizunoBara August 28, 2012
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techasidus

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...
Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..
by techologist...psy September 14, 2016
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telehandler

A queer that cant drive a forklift, he tries to suck off forklift drivers because he knows he wants their fat women.
Tim will eat cock to become a forklift driver, because he cant get a telehandler qualifiiied.
by Pookie1087 October 24, 2017
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telchine

In Greek mythology, the Telchines (Ancient Greek: Τελχῖνες, Telkhines) were the original inhabitants of the island of Rhodes, and were known in Crete and Cyprus.
The telchines are devils.
by FantasyDefinition February 8, 2018
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techanologiclly

its eves deffinition of technically and logic so it like the logic in somphing but also why it is technical
techanologiclly speeking it is correct.
by the biggest larry November 2, 2020
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tescha

A person who loves NCT especially Lee Donghyuck. Her life is now dedicated for her family and NCT.

Bias List:
Haechan
Jaemin
Hendery
Shotaro

Bias Wrecker:
Taeyong
Taeil
Johnny
Doyoung
Jungwoo
Jaehyun
Yuta
Mark
Renjun
Jeno
Chenle
Jisung
Sungchan
Ten
Kun
Yangyang
Lucas
Xioajun
Winwin
Friend 1: Who is she?
Friend 2: Tescha loves NCT
by haechanbebe June 7, 2021
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