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American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
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Support Tech

A Volunteer or Firefighter who drives a special truck with the equiment required to support on scene Firefighters or First responders of a fire scene or MVA. There reqired equipment may contain A light town fixed on top of the truck and a mobile air compressor to refill SCBA bottles, they may have drinks and snacks on the truck to give to firefighters to recover from the incident.
Va beach to support 8 " House fire at 2001 19th st"

E01, L01, E21, L21, NE22, NL22, Sup8 -HOUSE FIRE- 2001 19th street

Support Tech has 4 techs on scene ready to start rehab
by Kacky05 November 6, 2018
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Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018
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Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.
Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.
by Potzer August 7, 2022
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Techsupportistan

Proper noun: The fictional country in which telephone technical support representatives with thick accents live.
"The tech. support guy on the other end of the phone is calling me 'Mister Joe'. He must live in Techsupportistan."
by FuLoRi December 12, 2008
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Techpunjabi Techsupport

Tech support company that provides Windows, Mac, Google, Amazon, Ebay, BestBuy, Antivirus and Firewall tech support. They can only recieve payments in Google Play Gift Cards. They have a weird accent, but that's because they're from another state.
Phone Call: Warning: We are calling you to inform you that your Firewall registration has expired, and you'll be charged 399 dollars for it's renewal. If you don't want to renew your registration, please call us to recieve your refund.

*Grandma calls*

Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?

Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.
by dekictl March 31, 2021
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TECHSUPPOORT

GUY FROM INDIA
INDIA SCEMMMMER: HELLO THIS IS THE TECHSUPPOORT SPEKIN YOUR APPLE PC FROM DELL.IN IS INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS
DUMBASS PERSON: WTF THE PRESIDENT OF TEXAS WAS LYIN TO -8 CENTURY OLD SON ABOUT COVID-13?
by Lejiboy March 2, 2022
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