tea bag

When a man towers over a woman and his balls are in her mouth as she plays with it.

I tea bagged my g/f lastt night, man.

by Ritagal September 25, 2006

tea bagging

The act of draping one's testicles over the bridge of someone's nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by polaroids and raucious laughter.

When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

tea bagging

The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconcious persons mouth. It is risky so be creful.

When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead

Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!

by kezzanezza June 5, 2010

tea bag

to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.

the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.

by Korean Barber June 2, 2008

Tea Bag

nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth

1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour.

2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you.

3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.

by The Happy Tea Bagger August 9, 2008

Tea Bagging

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.

"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"

by 5J4C April 16, 2009