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See (C) you (U) in (N) Tijuana (T) A subtle way to refer to someone as a cunt.
by artaud 49 July 31, 2012
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Tijuana Sauna

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.
Don't go into the bathroom, it's like a Tijuana sauna
by Roy Folker July 31, 2010
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Tijuana Cartel

The Tijuana Cartel is based in one of the most strategically important border towns in Mexico, and continues to export drugs even after being weakened from a brutal internal war during 2009.
Due to infighting, arrests and deaths of some of its top members, the Tijuana Cartel is a shell of what it was in the 1990s and early 2000s when it was considered one of the most potent and violent criminal organizations in Mexico. After the arrest or assassination of its founding members, the Arellano Felix clan, the cartel is now headed by Fernando Sanchez Arellano, a nephew of the Arellano Felix brothers who once bloodied Mexico and southern California with their brutish and authoritarian style. With the powerful Sinaloa Cartel moving into Tijuana in force, Sanchez Arellano is struggling to keep a grip on this lucrative drug and human trafficking corridor.
by Dancing with Fire July 2, 2011
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Tijuana

Located in Mexico, right next to the border to the US, it is the single most visited border city in the world. Also, it's not as shitty as those cheap, stereotyping American films would have you believe (read: it's not composed of a bunch of dodgy bars and whorehouses and a tiny police office).

Rather than have a long central vein and then nothing around it, as another poster described, it is a diverse, large city; and like every other city of its size, it has its good and bad neighbourhoods.

Sure there are parts of the city where crime is high as fuck and the conditions are practically unfit for human life, but hey, Mexico is considered a third-world country for a reason. Besides, there are also the "nicer" neighbourhoods, which pretty much look like a first-world suburb (and no, it's not just the narcos that live there).

I'm not surprised the other posters are entirely unfamiliar with that last part of the city, as they probably only visit or know of the first one; which is, sadly, the one that draws the tourists in.
Today I found out that Tijuana isn't just some fucking crime spot.
by yodapinguino January 3, 2009
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Tijuana Air Raid

Doing a cannon ball into a body of water while releasing a dook in mid-air.
chunk_le_funk of Reddit.com invented the term "Tijuana Air Raid," and lrocklin said he'd put it in urbandictionary.com but he didn't. I did.
by DelicateStranger October 21, 2010
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Marijuanaville

Marijuanaville is a parody of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, the parody was written by and performed by Mark Eddie, not Jack Black, Tenacious D, or David Allan Coe.
Idiot: LOLOLLOL!!111// DUDE I SMOKE SO MUCH POT, AND I LOVE MARIJUANAVILLE FROM JACK BLACK!!

Idiot2: NO U IDIOT ITS DAVID ALEN COE JEEZ WTF(IT'S SPELT DAVID ALLAN COE)

Smart One: You're both complete morons, and smoke entirely too much out of copper pipes, the song is by Mark Eddie!
by stickyfingersxxx April 19, 2007
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marijuana

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.
"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"
by Nelai April 4, 2003
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