The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009
Get the Taiwanese Mountain Climbermug. When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.
"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."
by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008
Get the Taiwanese Butt Fuckmug. In this act, you need 3 men in particular naked and extremely horny .This act consist of getting two metal chopsticks and shoving them down a man’s penis hole and then pulling them apart, splitting the man’s penis across the middle and then the other guy cums in the hole and then bleeds in it and then the third guy shoves the chopsticks as far down as he can.
by Nigga shit balls May 24, 2024
Get the Taiwanese chopsticksmug. when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
by lil consent February 25, 2024
Get the Taiwanese finger trapmug. the art of tip taking in ancient Taiwan often done by a Jamaal or Fredrick goonbrug this art begin in 50.bc and was preformed by yanking of the tip of rapists or pedos when they pulled on it until it came off or the art can be done in a pleasurable way such as when giving Blumkin or gooning with my bros
by poopygooner69 December 7, 2024
Get the Taiwanese tip takermug. The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.
After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.
by Jpfyr May 6, 2022
Get the Taiwanese Teamug. A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
by Tittles77 June 12, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Splitmug.