Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

Taiwanese Butt Fuck

When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.

"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."

by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

taiwanese tribal dance

The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant

Ya broski I taiwanese tribal danced with her all night

by S- MONEY GUCCI January 24, 2011

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019

Taiwanese

a person that is a chinese with genetic mutations because they are like birds and they are a-holes because they ARE chinese and you can't change that fact by saying you are taiwanese, most people that imigrated to the island are forced to go by anti"communists". The chinese government had changed during the years and is still communist, just not the way you think it is. Just like the American government is not purely a Democratic one because that will not work

Taiwanese: mf fuck you I'm not chinese bc I totally hate communist and I am superior to them because china had a bad history and became super poor

by the fuuuuu August 21, 2019