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Taiwanese toaster 

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

taiwanese tribal dance 

The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant
Ya broski I taiwanese tribal danced with her all night

taiwanese sand blaster 

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass
Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x
Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

taiwanese lawn mower 

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

Taiwanese Ping Pong 

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4