diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.

Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.

by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013

Touchdown Celebration

In the NFL, a touchdown celebration is performed by the runner after they make a touchdown. Usually dances or goofy interactions with other players or the crowd. Touchdown celebrations are now banned by the No Fun League.

Jimmy Graham dunked the football on the goalpost and bent it, an infamous touchdown celebration.

by agreensnowman April 10, 2015

Teezo Touchdown

Everything about Teezo Touchdown is unique. Teezo is building his own world. Clouded in mystique, he remains somewhat of an enigma. His social media is used to directly communicate with fans, but a large amount is unknown about the Texan magician.

Teezo touchdown rocks.

by Teezo Touchdown #1 fan January 20, 2021

mexican touchdown

A sexual act utilizing any variety of Taco Bell hot sauce as lubricant. Most often used when referring to anal sex.

Johnny's girlfriend was entirely turned off of anal sex after he scored a Mexican Touchdown.

by evanave November 14, 2013

Taco Touchdown

A not-so-often used phrase which can mean multiple things:

1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.

2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.

3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.

1) JOHNNY: Man, school was a real f*cker today. I'm

gonna go do a taco touchdown.

JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!

2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*

JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!

3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*

EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!

JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...

by iDWiA739 September 23, 2011

twin touchdown

When 2 twins shag someone working together

Jake:Did u hear Tommy and Mikey twin touchdowned

by THOMAST123 December 10, 2019

Canadian Touchdown

When a male participates in sexual intercourse while donning his Canadian Tuxedo, his dudemeat threads through his underwear and denim pants. During intercourse, the male simultaneously defecates in his denim pants. Following climax onto the female's torso, the male removes a handful of the defecated matter and spikes it onto the ejaculation site, like a football.

Canadian Touchdown Bitch!

by Heterophobe8 June 21, 2010