A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
Get the Cum Tissuemug. its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"
by sp4cepants July 28, 2018
Get the Kidnapping Tissuemug. A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.
by Thot Eviceratpr April 24, 2019
Get the Menu Tissuemug. 1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
Get the tissue pixiesmug. by gutter-ball j May 18, 2008
Get the tissue issuemug. A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.
Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!
Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.
Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'
Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.
Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'
by Private school Dave October 14, 2008
Get the Used Tissuemug. Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.
by rainbow meth January 27, 2015
Get the throws tissuesmug.