peanut butter in the carpet

After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.

My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.

by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008

Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

tore up the carpet

had sex all night aggressively

my body is sore because i tore up the carpet last night

by 167msr March 14, 2014

stay off the carpet

"stay off the carpet"

To not buy clothes and spend a lot of money at Target stores. Because the carpet is where all the clothes are.
I only spent $50 bucks at Target today because I stayed off the carpet.

I went to target today and only spent $50 dollars because I managed to stay off the carpet!

by Jush18 July 12, 2017

Chewing the carpet

To lose emotional control.

Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...

by Chad Terbocks August 28, 2018

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015