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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
mugGet the Vending Machinemug.

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
by Geo raptor October 5, 2021
mugGet the Rice vending machinemug.

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