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jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!
by xbandagebardx October 9, 2021
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Tall people named Tyler

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.
You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”
by henryloomis July 16, 2025
mugGet the Tall people named Tylermug.

Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
by PeacockSequence October 15, 2022
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National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
mugGet the National bite tall people's ankles daymug.

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.
Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!
by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023
mugGet the National Bully Tall People Daymug.

National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY
by Rekunance October 6, 2023
mugGet the National turn tall people into bridges daymug.

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