When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
by Tommy bon bon finger November 6, 2009
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Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 16, 2018
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Get the Small sword fight mug.the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.
by greg February 12, 2005
Get the jewish sword fight (n) mug.by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017
Get the mexican sword fight mug.When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
Get the French Sword Fight mug.A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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