Swamp Donkey

An unusually fat, ugly, tasteless woman who would sleep with pathetic men.

Did you see that swamp donkey with low enough standards to sleep with attention whoring fat shitty musicians who make endless youtube videos of their crappy songs.

by sweatymanwrassler February 19, 2011

Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.

My god, look at that swamp donkey. She is foul!

by Michael Newman October 10, 2004

Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".

"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"

by French Ribiera December 22, 2012

Swamp Donkey

An unusually and abnormally unattractive person of the opposite sex.

Dude, that chick was a Swamp Donkey.

by phillip bond July 22, 2006

Swamp Donkey

A female Bereft of Physical beauty;
tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg

by Daxxler February 5, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are

Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.

by JoNate April 29, 2006