June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
by officialrealnigga June 22, 2018
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September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
by Tom Adams August 31, 2019
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April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked
Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works
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This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.
Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...

Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!
by Daywalker0623 August 18, 2011
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