nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

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I’ll suck a cock

Usually used by yourragegaming when someone shoots a shot he think they won’t make which usually ends in them making it and no cock being sucked

If Davis makes this shot I’ll suck a cock

by GlockfrmDeo July 26, 2021

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Suck my cock on blackpool rock

Go away

Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!

by maaadddiieee September 30, 2008

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suck my cock mum

Something you say when your dad is away

Suck my cock mum.

by dell lo September 20, 2020

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suck my cock

what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.

aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.

by tony January 24, 2004

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Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.

Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.

by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011

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