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Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
by klone32 May 20, 2010
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anal stretcher

a device similar to an ear stretcher placed in the anus varying in sizes from 3mm diamater to 1m.
JJ was bored so inserted a 6mm anal stretcher trying to build up to his friend billy's 12mm.

His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
by anal12345 June 9, 2012
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ball stretcher

In cock and ball torture, A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened. While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.5 A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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anus stretcher

When four seperate men grab four metal poles. They proceed to shove them up a person's ass, and each of them run in a different direction.
Joe was behaving in such a manner that would constitute him receiving an anus stretcher.
by BrettyH February 13, 2003
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pipe stretcher

A very thicke shit. One that, when flushed, will stretch the pipes to their threshold of breaking. This often leaves the creator of the pipe stretcher feeling like he or she has just given birth.
I gotta go home and force out a mean pipe stretcher.
by Jables January 15, 2004
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Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.
"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!
by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022
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Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.
Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)
by Kristen F. September 19, 2013
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