Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the youngest Englishman of all time, his is literally younger than a baby. He is now currently -10000 years old, and he feels anger all the time. legends have predicted that when Xavier is born, he would force everybody on earth to put their heads in a pile of bird poop. This is because he is very fond of birds and he is literally a bird himself. he could fly thousands of kilometers with one flap of his wings, which spreads hundreds of meters across. Currently he appears above the pacific ocean several times and was spotted by thousands of people. Nobody knows where he lives and what he feeds on.

Kid: hey did you see the Xavier Stefanski kid over there?
Other: Yeah, wanna eat some bird poop?
Kid: No you.

by Calum Heimbecker May 8, 2019

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He is really dumb, he doesn't know what "protein" means. His dolbajob level is over 3000, his favourite place is "Lemon gym", also he thinks he is strongest and biggest but in fact he just fat idiot. He eats protein bars and drinks "piena speks" and thinks he is strong ebatj. Keep your kids from him, he might fuck them as he almost fucked guncha. Tinder is his favourite app, and he sleeps on his biceps. #tommyhilfiger #babushkawallet #pienaspeks he almost got kid. Stupid olbaltumviela!

Daniels: Why you so fucking dumb?°
Stefans: I don't hear you because "piena speks" is blocking my ears.

Daniels : Blyat idiot ebaniy!

by Jelipi May 2, 2019

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