Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.
by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009
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A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
by quimaphe July 2, 2025
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Glesga Steam Roller

One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.
Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.
by anthonymcg1803 December 29, 2020
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Wilson Steam Roller

A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.
by Predator69 March 11, 2017
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Steam-roller

A steam roller is someone who is slow and heavy
The bully can’t run after me cuz he’s a steam-roller
by FP.27 May 27, 2022
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Greeley Steam Roller

The smell of cow crap and burning bones/blood in Greeley, Colorado.
Wow, it really smells like a Greeley Steam Roller outside.
by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020
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velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 8, 2023
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