by desiredamonkey May 1, 2005

by Teresathewhore July 6, 2017

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?
Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019

Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)was the former prime minister of the commonwealth of the bahamas, he was a light carmel man with a sensational attitude. he loved the his people and he went to kingsway high school.
when i think of stafford i always think of greatness a man who's first name is still on the $10.00 dollar bill God bless you Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)
by tito242 November 4, 2009

“Oh really!”
by JodieRichardson February 2, 2022

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020

A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.
Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
by Huggy Fresh September 13, 2021
