the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.
guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009
Get the vent sponge mug.Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.
Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"
Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."
Bro 1: "What a fag."
Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."
Bro 1: "What a fag."
by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009
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A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).
When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!
When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them
Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!
When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them
Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!
by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013
Get the Opinion Sponge mug.Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now
by Damp Sponge User #17 November 15, 2017
Get the damp sponge mug.by thestonebone May 29, 2023
Get the AI_sponge mug.A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
by edza April 30, 2007
Get the semen sponge mug.Spongebob Squarepants or any general cartoon that has been edited with swear words, usually from songs containing vulgar adult language in an attempt at humor or to make the episode more funny. Spongebob edits can be found on youtube.com
Spongebob edited:
Spongebob: Come on squidward, just try a krabby patty!
Squidward: Try one of those radioactive *TITTIES* you call food? Next I suppose you want me to *FUCK* Patrick... *REALLY HARD!*
Spongebob: But it's good for you.
Squidward: GOOD FOR YOU? That thing is a heart attack on a "PIECE OF SHIT!*
Spongebob: Come on squidward, just try a krabby patty!
Squidward: Try one of those radioactive *TITTIES* you call food? Next I suppose you want me to *FUCK* Patrick... *REALLY HARD!*
Spongebob: But it's good for you.
Squidward: GOOD FOR YOU? That thing is a heart attack on a "PIECE OF SHIT!*
by yuriogy1 August 7, 2009
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