spanky

Oddly this word has two meanings which are almost polar opposites: (i) An object, product or district which is undesirable because of its poor quality construction, poor stylistic taste, dilapidation etc. (ii) An object, product or district which is desirable and trendy, usually in an offbeat or gimmicky way.
I hate this restaurant. The paint is peeling and the chairs are broken. It's so spanky.

Wow, I like that psychedelic screensaver. That's spanky!
by kryptonpirate May 15, 2005
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A nice nickname to give your friend. In the ancient age it was used to describe the “kindred soul”.
Oh goodness! You’re so sweet, just like a spanky.
by Jojo babes April 23, 2020
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An item of clothing that is cut too small or tight fitting.
The cut of todays jackets are too spanky. Looser fitting clothing is more attractive on mature people or those who are not skinny.
by Barbata Smith November 20, 2005
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the name my brother JK calls dogs by, even when he knows the dogs name...

and in a sense another metaphor for other things and beings, kinda like bubba's....
here, spanky... nice spanky... sit spanky...

that spanky sure is a bad driver...

that sure is an ugly spanky...
by midnight February 16, 2004
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The Name of the legendary Guardian...Auron's 'Sword'
And Auron lifted Spanky high into the air for all to see
by Lunatic July 29, 2003
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someone who sits around jacking off and getting erections from cats.
christian is such a spanky.
by nicky crovisier March 21, 2008
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shitkicking troll
spanky is a troll
by phil kaplan April 26, 2003
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