Tortilla on the Side

A side chick or side dick of Latin American descent.

Did you hear about Rebecca? She got a tortilla on the side.

by perrserker November 19, 2019

Hop on Google Slides

A term used by obese fat little children who want to do some sort of school project, but procrastinated to the last minute. The little kids usually forget that they exist and usually hop on google slides. They show some sort of Schizophrenia symptoms, and tend to have rough gay sex with their monitors.

William: "Hey Tarquinius, want to hop on google slides?"
Tarquinius: "Yeah sure, give me a minute."
William: "Wait - I forgot to tell you, I don't exist. Don't take your meds."

by Ulty May 3, 2022

on the side

Having an extra sex partner. Having sex with a friend as in friend with benefits while in a relationship with someone else.

I like fucking him on the side, just like I like ordering my salad dressing on the side.

by Frisco Stories October 8, 2008

man on the side

The man that a women in a relationship messes around with on the side.

Nosey Bitch 1: I herd that Jess is messing around with Pete but still going out with Steve.

Nosey Bitch 2: Really? I always knew she had a man on the side.

by Mirandom January 14, 2007

on-the-side

a) someone's sidekick

b) an offensive term for someone's mistress or lover

If you want an on-the-side definition b), don't be in a classical ltr; look for an open relationship instead.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2015

Allah is on my side

What people say when they are about to do something suicidal and fulfill Allah’s prophecy

Bill: no stop don’t go in there you will die.

Slavic-pol Will: don’t worry Allah is on my side. ( runs in and get blown away)

by Wilhelm II January 17, 2020

chick on the side

1. The chick on the side is that girl or woman that gives you what you're lacking at home or with your current significant other (main chick).

The chick on the side's duties may include but are not limited to: wild kinky sex, letting you vent out frustrations you may not want to with your main chick, keeping a low profile, understanding that she is not the main chick and can be dropped at any time with no explanation, being on call even if she hasn't heard from her lover in weeks or months.

2. A woman you have good times with, but have no serious commitment to.

3. A woman who will never have her lover's full respect, time or attention. In short someone who needs a good slaying and lies to herself in saying "I'm gettin' mine...", yeah right. You're confused girl.

also known as a "jump off"

My wifey left town for the weekend, so I'm about to hit up my chick on the side.

by odorless tasteless April 24, 2008