The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.
by dög June 21, 2021
Get the i slept with ur mommug. A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
by forestrychick November 30, 2011
Get the I slept like coarse woody debris last night.mug. "okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
Get the national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-daymug. by Kyle G June 26, 2024
Get the slept like a whoremug. The opposite of woke, meaning to not care about LGBTQ, black, or foreign pride and just treat them like normal people.
Me: "I'm Slept!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
Get the Sleptmug. by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022
Get the briseis slept better than jadenmug. When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
by donglethegreat June 24, 2023
Get the fake-slept onmug.