When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
by Jako Kot February 12, 2008
When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.
by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020
When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.
Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”
by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018
Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015
When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.
Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.
by Duckhunt89 April 24, 2016
When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.
Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"
Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."
Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"
Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."
Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"
by Dunbar & Santiago July 14, 2010
Starting on september 1st, ending on the 30th, you can slap eachothers dicks without being gay as fuck
by nohomogayboy September 2, 2019