Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

slapjack

1. Complete waste of space.
2. One who lacks intelligence.
3. An urban red-neck.

Good golly Billy-Bob you is one hellava slapjack.

by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004

slapjackvr

a cool famous gorilla tag content creator who makes comedy videos and is very positive

that guy is like slapjackvr

by a slapjackvr fan September 5, 2022

slapjackvr

A cool, famous, and positive Gorilla Tag content creator who makes comedy videos.

that guy is like slapjackvr.

by a slapjackvr fan September 5, 2022

slapjackvr

A famous Gorilla Tag content creator who is positive and kind and makes comedy videos.

hi slapjackvr

by SlapJackVR fan September 6, 2022

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012