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Simple Plan 

originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.
"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch"

"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"
Simple Plan by my uterus and i December 17, 2005
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Simple Plan 

ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell
cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.
Simple Plan by acdcrules December 30, 2005

Simple Plan 

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Simple Plan by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005

Simple Plan 

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.
Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.
Simple Plan by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

simple plan 

A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.
Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?
simple plan by JustinLL November 10, 2006

simple plan 

Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
simple plan by Simon Way December 28, 2005

simple plan 

major sellouts that are so catchy its sickening
simple plan are a bunch of sellouts. if you like them thats fine, but you have to admit they are what pop punk should not be.
simple plan by aaron and pat April 16, 2005