Sim

The controller of all and the spirit that resides within us. It is a spirit of rebellion, self care, and love, but it is also a spirit of betrayal and mistrust. People must be careful when dealing with the Spirit of Sim, as it may cause rash decision making. In order to appease Sim, you must bang on a table while chanting "Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim" repeatedly until you feel it is right to stop. this way, Sim will bring out its good side for you and bless you with its power. Sim is also an adjective. If you have banged a table enough while chanting Sim, Sim will grant you his power and allow you to Sim a set amount of people, depending on the amount of time spent yelling Sim and banging on tables. To Sim someone means to yeet them from you group of friends or associates, and be rid of them for a long time to forever. To Sim someone displays the utmost disrespect, so be careful with whom you use it, and consider whether you may want them as a friend in the future.

We Simmed Aiden from the table, and he hasn't spoken to us since.

by Bthan Boi October 11, 2019

sim

(v) To play the computer game, Sims 2. Most often used in the gerundive form, as in "Happy Simming!"

Simming is the way I spend all my free time these days.

by Heptune May 13, 2005

Sim

So in the mood!

Guys I'm SIM for Yogurty's rn (right now)!!!

by Bradkiin June 29, 2014

Sims

Stupid, pointless computer game. Enjoyed only by useless underachievers with "god" complexes. Watching an ant farm with a magnifying glass is more entertaining.

Stupid Sims Gamer: I'm so excited now that I got the latest expansion pack for the Sims!!

Me: You are one a pathetic loser.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Sim

A being who does not want to spend to much time eating as he is still searching for his Japanese girlfriend.
He is also a goddess beloved by all man or woman.
He is THE SIM.

"Alright guys"*Claps* "Let's go guys!!"
" Similanjiao"

by S.O.Y.A April 2, 2019

sim

A chant used to demolish enemies

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by lord_marqq November 11, 2019

Sim

Funny as fuck and he is stubborn and always has a smile, has a great personality and can get easily jealous but on the low he's a freak, and will do everything to make someone laugh or get them out of a bad mood. He's attractive with his looks and his personality. The whole package

OMG!!! Sim your all I needed

by Kingofwolvies July 16, 2017