shooted

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

by SirGaff May 7, 2018

spotted

the word spotted stands for when your hole is palpitating and leaking because of someone.

Matt: Shut up bozo.
Deven: Omg u make me so spotted.....

by purrrrrrdspotted June 8, 2021

half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)

Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.

by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014

Osama bin Shotten

Dead terrorist, 11 years in waiting.

Did you hear the news? Osama bin shotten!

by NewsBreaker May 24, 2011

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

shitted on

when somebody makes fun of you and/or constantly talks down on you or your crew.

If you got some fake ass Air Force's on like those FUBU shitz and somebody makes fun of them then somebody could be like "You got shitted on!!"

by rocaboy June 1, 2006

spotted

When you message someone via your choice of social media, and they've read your message but do absolutely nothing with their social media for an extremely long time.

Bob: Hello, Jim!
Jim: *reads the message but does not respond to Bob and supposedly does not interact in any other way on that social media*
Bob: Man, I hate getting spotted by Jim...

by ThoughtsDeeperThanCuts December 3, 2014