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Shmageggey 

Better than shmegeggey and better than all the others.
You know it when you meet a Shmageggey because he is the best person you’ll ever know, and no matter what he will be there making fun of you no matter what you do
I love Shmageggey
Shmageggey by Shmageggey July 1, 2023

shmeegin 

Shmeegin: the act of shmeegin or “to shmeeg” is to forcefully drop your balls by yanking your testicles. Thus lengthening your “bag” making them appear bigger. Shmeegin is to be done if your balls don’t drop quick enough naturally, or your friends make fun of your tiny balls.
Rylan must have been shmeegin a lot lately, his bag is hangin out.
shmeegin by NaterBaiter May 4, 2024