sitiation

si · chee · ay · shin
How rednecks say "Situation"

You sure got yerself in a sticky sitiation

by Evilmario22404 February 24, 2022

Sunday Situation

A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks.
So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday.

Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.

Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.

by scooterluvr May 13, 2021

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitstain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

quit smoking, it's bad for you and that shitstain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 28, 2011

Mike "the situation"

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

by gingyman December 13, 2009

Situational Awareness

1. A booster in the multi-player segment of the PS3 only video game Uncharted 2. Situational Awareness takes up the top slot of the two available slots for boosters. It is made available for purchase at level 46. This booster is commonly referred to as: "Sit," "Sit Aware," and, "Situational." By standing still and pressing the Up direction button on the D-pad one can see enemies' names pop up through walls as they run around. This booster is usually used by n00bs or people looking to be dicks. Fortunately, the booster Evasion (unlocked at level 50) makes one immune to Situational Awareness.

2. Possessing the trait of always knowing what is going on around you; awareness of one's situation (duh).

1. UnchartedPlayer1: Ah, some fag with Situational Awareness on was camping in a corner and killed me. Fuck.
Uncharted Player2: That's retarded. You should use Evasion like me.

2. David used his Situational Awareness to get out of the school safely while a school shooting was happening.

by WaR_REAPER10 September 10, 2010