shit the bed

to actually poop in the sheets, especially when trying to gross out your girl with a large fart. Particularly disgusting habitbut in some countries it is considered normal behavior.

I was gonna fart and hold Shannon's head under the covers, but I shit the bed.

by pretzel the wiener January 21, 2008

Shit the bed

when an event has occured in which is surprising your distressing, a way to express your feelings.

m****y got laid, shit the bed!

by n.martin April 28, 2004

shit the bed

To screw up in a most splendid manner!

BJ royally shit the bed on Monday when he left the brand new N64 controllers for his mother to mail!

by Naetron January 3, 2006

shit the bed

shows surpise/ shock about something

john : i really like sarah
mark : u like her shit the bed..

shop keeper: thats £50
me : omg shit the bed

by clare August 7, 2004

shit the bed

exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell

"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"

by RojoC April 30, 2007

Shit the bed

One of the biggest and best club nights in the UK based in Bristol. The name comes from the phrase "shit the bed" being used as an exclamation of surprise and excitement.

"Shit the Bed! - That bass drop was f*cking amazing!!!"

"Shit the Bed! - have you seen this amazing DJ lineup?"

by arsequake January 15, 2010

Shit The Bed

1. When you do cost your team a match in any game.

2. When you have a high dollar object that you cant use because of a cheaper part when compared to the whole object.

Rolli went 1-8 on Warhawk?
Yeah, he really shit the bed.

I have a $3,500 computer in my basement but I can't use it because the case broke.
Well, you shit the bed.

by Deodorizer July 5, 2014