A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Sheltonmug. 
When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
Get the Shelton Specialmug. by Hailee Shelton November 8, 2017
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by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022
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by 1.1anonomous1 April 15, 2024
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He's also extremely loud, and if he screams, your ears will EXPLODE.
He's also extremely loud, and if he screams, your ears will EXPLODE.
by roseguild . August 2, 2022
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