shabolda

A russian variant of the word Whore. A woman, who acts like a slut

You don't know her. She's a real shabolda.

by Teenocide January 15, 2020

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

Shapoopi

The girl who is hard to get. As seen in the long-standing well received musical "The Music Man". Contrary to popular belief this term was not coined or conceived of by Seth Macfarlane.

Shapoopi, Shapoopi, Shapoopi, the girl who's hard to get

by thauber June 13, 2010

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Shaolin Surprise

When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.

Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!

by Rofellos December 10, 2007

shaolin

Nickname for Staten Island one of the five boroughs of New York City. Wu Tang Clan a famous rap group is said to have come up with this nickname.

Shaolin = staten island

by Jersey kid February 13, 2008

shapotato

everything that was, is, or ever will be shapotato

any number, n, divided by zero, shapotato

"You just got pwned"
"shapotato" (as in "you're right i did get pwned")

"I have an idea lets go to Pepe's for burritos"
"shapotato" (as in agreement)

by 1337zorg October 16, 2006