Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.

My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!

by Benton42 April 6, 2011

Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.

Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!

by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019

shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009

Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.

{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water

by Telephony August 12, 2016

the need to shampoo

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

wooden shampoo

noun - The act of being beat over the head by a billy club

...then the cop said to me, "do that again and you will get the wooden shampoo!"

by lickity-split June 15, 2005

Shampost

The frazzled ends of a sheep’s wool.

My hair is so shamposty today!

by PedestrianJon October 12, 2005