Sergio

One who lies to kick it. Often laughs and says "wow" to try and act cool among fellow siblings.

Dude, don't be a Sergio.

by StevenNielsen July 6, 2010

Sergio

A Sergio is a regular type of cake you eat when you have a very bad day. This cake must be eaten with the dead arm of your girlfriend.

-Antonio, your sister is dead!

-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.

(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )

by Paco Candela August 8, 2020

Sergio

A satanic puppet who eats babies and enjoys the dulcet sounds of Tito Puente.

Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.

Oh baby you are such a Sergio.

by Zoë Lightning September 8, 2009

Sergio

A guy who likes to have sex with multiple girls and can't get enough. Big built guy who can pull chicks (especially the older women) and takes them home and fucks them in many different odd ways and tends to lie to every single one of them

I'm going out with a sergio

by Devpep February 4, 2017

Sergio

A nigga with beaver teeth

Sergio has some big ass teeth- Salvador,2019

by ThanosRaisin September 23, 2019

Sergio

synonym for silly and stupid.

It saves time when you need to say these phrases all the time.

Don't be silly, Sergio! = Don't be Sergio!

That's SO stupid, Sergio! = That's so Sergio!

by sergios-exgirlfriend May 8, 2011

Sergio

A pathetically small man who is scared to do anything

Wow, Sergio is such a pussy

by DenR17645 March 29, 2020