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Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.
Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
by Eoin July 11, 2016
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A big nosed slut who think she's right with everything and is mostly likely a serbian girl.
by greenya June 10, 2018
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Selma hammarberg is the most beautifuest girl in the whole world! She is the kind of person who gives everyone a second chance and believes that everything happends for a reason. When You first meet her she will talk alot or not talk at all. She jokes around with the boys and play "hard to get" or just put then in the friendzone cause knowone is good enough for Selma Hammarberg
"Selma Hammarberg looks so Nice I really wanna be friends with her"

"Selma Hammarberg looks so hot and pretty! I really wanna date her"
by Selmahammarberg December 11, 2016
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Selma is a girl with her booty on fleek.
Damn did you see her ass? Yeah she must be an selma
by A929 May 9, 2017
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Selma is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She is super sporty and the fittest girl in you class. She has blond hair and blue eyes. She’s the girl with the weird gold and silver allergy so she wears plastic jewellery. At school she’s on top of her class. She basically has the perfect life. Good grades, fit, and beautiful as heck! Selma is the coolest girl you’ll ever meet and the best friend you’ll ever have!
Girl 1: woah, that girl has the perfect life!
Girl 2: I know, her name is probably Selma.
Girl 1: I wanna be Selma!
by Aíra tía October 15, 2019
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A cute as madafucka with no ass or tiddies but its fine ig... short and aggressive but u dont care cuz she’s a smuf.
Look at that, a selma
Yeah totally a selma
by Cooldude1234love April 15, 2020
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