A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's beard around your waist so they can't get away while you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!

by silverback6969 December 9, 2024

Seatbelt

Useless shit that is supposed to "save" you from a car-accident.

You father also always forgets to use it.

If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.

Remember: No seatbelts!

by #%|*& October 9, 2019

Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!

by silverback6969 November 14, 2024

Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.

Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... whilst his Grandma watched!

by silverback6969 November 16, 2024

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023