schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

Schmidt

Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet

Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.

by Purple Wave December 15, 2006

schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011

Schmidgall

1) A family of funloving people

2) An insult for having to much crap.

Wow thats a pretty schmidgall yard.

by KRS11 August 2, 2008

Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023