swamp donkey

disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am

"oh look bill is leaving with yet another swamp donkey"

"I think its time for an intervention."

by blackassontherun December 4, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.

Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.

by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.

She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey

by Cheekie June 1, 2004

Swamp Donkey

A large North American, hippo/man creature. Has several strange odors, and emits a fowl smell of death. The creature will often invite himself on things, and often is made fun of, because of it's large girth.

The swamp donkey lives alone!

by Colfax's Accountants October 15, 2004

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey means a really ugly girl
Its a horrible looking woman who looks like a donkey and crawled from the swamp

look at the state at that swamp donkey

by Mark Mc Garvey May 27, 2004

swamp donkey

A fat chick that that you would be willing to sleep with if you drank enough.

Alternate Pronuciations: Swamp Donc

"hey Danny, check out the swamp donc's headed this way! more "cushion for the pushin!"

by Joey Vickers November 6, 2002

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is unlike any other of the female species. She sits by herself at bars, clubs, anywhere men might become entirely too intoxicated to remember that they pointed her out in the beginning as a dirty butt her all . She is not only ugly as hell,but huge, disgusting, and abnormally confident. Not only will she send you a beer but the bitch will steal your wallet the next day. Stay away they are the devil in true form.

I went to the bar and this swamp donkey not only bought my brother a drink but me too. after she figured he wasn't going anywhere with her ass..she tried to jack that fools wallet. bitch almost got away but she was too big to be sneaky

by Yessenia October 26, 2007