Stratus, strAtus, stratuS

Stratus, strAtus, stratuS

Stratus, strAtus, stratuS

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Methylacumulonimbus Stratus

Pronounced meth-yl-a-qu-mu-lo-nimbess Staw-tus Noun. A large, dense, thick cloud of smoke that resemble storm clouds, blown out by a person that hit a meth pipe or "pookie pipe" or a meth bong or "pookie bong"

i bet I can blow out a methylacumulonimbus Stratus from this bong that will have me tweakin for hours

by Statik_32 August 20, 2024

Trish Stratus

Canadian fitness model turned nauseatingly overpushed UNPROFESSIONAL overhyped overrated skank/WWE Diva. Arrived in WWE in 2000 with no talent or experience. Got to win the vacant WWE Women's Title at Survivor Series 2001 over experienced WRESTLERS Jacqueline, Ivory, Molly Holly and Jazz despite months of not wrestling or being involved with anything. Served as the voice of the "creative" team by starting the Molly Holly "big ass" garbage. Got to "retire"as Champion in 2006, violating wrestling tradition that says you are supposed to lose your last match. Her success led to the division being destroyed by the invasion of the Diva Search Idiots and the Catalog Idiots (Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox). Is unquestioningly worshiped all over the internet for no good reason at all.

I hate Trish Stratus and you should too.

by JKUDJKUD JKUD February 7, 2024

Gimp Stratus

The highest form of gimp imaginable. Usually an

unbearably woke person, but not always.

Gimp Stratus: I'm non binary

Normal Person: There are two sexes. You are clearly a man.

Gimp Stratus: Sex is a social construct. I'm non binary.

Normal Person: Oh fuck off you absolute Gimp Stratus

by skydivingasswolf March 26, 2024