Spud

1. A game played by bros. It occurs usually when one bro is caught unaware with his hand in a fist, and another bro comes along and "spuds" the unaware fist. This is called an unconsented spud and causes the bro in question to lose bro points, and the bro who did the "spudding" to increase bro points.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"

A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.
Bro 1: I just spudded that bro into oblivion.
Bro 2: So much so that he's a quigley?
Bro 1: Awww yeah-a
by milesspudmaster. August 31, 2011
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That angry little fucker at the office.
How was your day Peggy?

Fine till that little fucking spud pissed in my punch bowl amd made me work a full 8 hour shift. What a douche!
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When a turd causes toilet water to splash onto your butthole.
“That turd made a big spud!”
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SPUDS

A terrible disease you can contract from having sex with someone whose face resembles a potato
"man that jake scott got the spuds after fucking her."
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noun: A person, usually male, who is not all there
"Get your fingers away from that chainsaw ya spud"
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1. Someone who is in a constant state of being dirty or unhygienic, so much so that the person is usually left out of physical and/or social activities in fear that the spud will cramp there style. 2. Used to describe an ugly or unattractive person.
1. "have you seen that new kid today?" "what the one that smells like shit?" "Yeah, what a spuuuud"

2. "Woah look at that Hotty!" "WHAT!!?, dude, she's spud"
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When a person does a silly and/or funny action is commonly referred to as a spud.
"Haha you're such a spud John"
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