Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

pink splurge

when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge

I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge

by sydney shore August 14, 2016

turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020

Splurging Dragon

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

by KLC September 12, 2005

Splurge Monkey

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

pop! splurg

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.

"Stewardess,can i have a pillow? *pop! splurg* um,make that a bandaid.....a BIG bandaid."

by Anonymous November 6, 2002

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018