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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021
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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider
if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you
by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025
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Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
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