Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008

grey ting specialist

a grey ting specialist or gts is an individual who specialises in the area of grey tings and has accumulated a multitude of grey tings.

Friend 1: You know that you’re a grey ting specialist

Friend 2: Nah i’m not
Friend 1: Bro you only link grey tings

by bigfidelcastro April 17, 2021

walmart return specialists

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.

Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.

by jayram1408 August 22, 2020

‘specialist’, in inverted commas

a, colloquially, ‘shrink’.

Half a year rolled around and ‘specialist’ in inverted commas

telephones and ask ‘What’s been happening?’

Just tell the ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, paraphrase, ‘I respect your vocations of guitar, and tennis’ yet I do NOT really necessarily respect your vocation, of ‘specialist’, in inverted commas. Sigmund ‘Fraud’ practitioners (the operative word) are like parasites, being fair to parasites.

by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023

‘specialist’, in inverted commas

a, colloquially, ‘shrink’

Half a year rolled around, and, the friendly, nice, practically useless ‘specialist’, in inverted commas, telephones, asking what’s been happening?

I respect your avocation of guitar. I respect your avocation of tennis.

I do NOT respect your vocation yet.

by Anonymous9351 April 23, 2023

public sector specialist

1. Someone in sales who can't hack it in the private sector

2. Someone who thinks too highly of themselves to be called a public sector salesperson

Ronnie hates being called a salesperson because she thinks she's better than that, so she calls herself a public sector specialist.

by SithLordDarthBane November 17, 2016