Red socket

The process in which a man pulls out too fast during anal intercourse and pulls the recipients arsehole inside out. Red socket is reputedly a work of fiction but still invokes fear into people who regularly partake in anal.
Jills anus was sore after Trevor pulled out too fast during anal resulting in a 'red socket'.
by Person with the penis July 2, 2008
mugGet the Red socketmug.

fece socket

A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.
Elderly Man: "get off my lawn"

Young boy: "Shut up old man before I beat you with a fece socket!"
by gbiscuit April 13, 2011
mugGet the fece socketmug.

Dick socket

I was fuckin' Sally last night when my dick popped out of the pussy, hit the taint on the down stroke I heard a loud pop---I think it jacked my dick socket up.
by BrownJ August 14, 2008
mugGet the Dick socketmug.

Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman
-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."
by Aussie7diamond August 11, 2014
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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
mugGet the socket blockingmug.

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.
Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018
mugGet the Wad Socketmug.

Genius socket

A man is smartest when he is plugged in to a genius!!

Oh ho ho ha lol lmfao!
A genius socket is a woman's vagina
He became alot smarter once he plugged into a genius socket
by Tazzin August 30, 2018
mugGet the Genius socketmug.

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