Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
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