Slif

A person who is currently without Internet.

Yo I'm a slif right now but as soon as my mom pays the Internet bill i'll be back on-line.

by Eugene Spokes September 6, 2010

cortney slifco

Nasty skank bitch who does zannies everyday and has sex with many people, does not own a wordrobe but "borrows" clothes from her friends everyday and steals shoes

Friend: Look at that cortney slifco wearing my shirt again for the 3rd day in a row.

by brandon garrett June 16, 2010

slift

slick tricky pimp and shifty all in one. used to describe hot brown people.

Indy Slift is awesometacular.

by Baadshah January 4, 2006

Slife

to slice with a knife.

She about slifed my ass!

by Antwon991 March 8, 2009

sliff

1. of or relating to the Empire State Building.
2. a word created in mockery of 10th grade English

Endwell is not a sliff town

by nita and phie March 31, 2004

Sliffinicus

Sliffinicus - The never ending state of confusion caused by the combination of an overdose of centipede intake and over stimulization of the thorax regions. Symptoms include skankiness, an obsessive admiration of retarded actors like John Travola, loss of gonads, and drymouth.

Dude 1 - "Canh caught a nasty case of Sliffinicus from his nasty-ass girlfriend, do you think he'll be alright?"

Dude 2 - "Hell nah, he gone die."

by you gay November 7, 2008

SGIIFSG

So Glad it is Friday. So Glad.

This week sucked. SGIIFSG

by rouxpartout July 14, 2013