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“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner”
by Stakki April 22, 2018
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T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (
"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"
by nI/Gger September 26, 2012
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Extremely straight&tight pants that get smaller as they go down to your ankles. Very hard to put on! Gotta jump around alot for them to reach your waist. They look like pencils.

Preps and Emos wear them (Sometimes gangsters). Come in every color and pattern. Can be found at any clothing store.

Girls and Boy wear them. (But when boys wear them, they don't have an ass.)
Bonus for girls who wanna show off their butts!
If your thighs are abit big, I think you should wear anything BUT THESE PANTS.
(Big self-confidence lowerer!)
Gangster: Damnnn.. My ass looks fine in these skinny jeans/ straight legs!

Prep: Wow.. I have like no icky fat on me! Love these skinny jeans/ straight legs!


Emo: Yeaa.. I got zebra skinny jeans/ straight legs.
by Some person :) ~J March 31, 2009
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When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009
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Skinny jeans

A slang for a individual who is anorexic that harms themselves.
Dude 1: see that girl over there?
Dude 2: oh yeah,skinny jeans?
Dude 1: bro that's messed up she is anorexic and cuts herself.
Dude 2:sorry man
by Manwhoissmartaf May 30, 2025
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Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.
Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)
by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023
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